The bigger they are, the harder they fall, sucka!
So you're a wrestling champ? Still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy?
Don't you wrestlers know how to actually fight?
Guess wrestling is more real than I thought!
I never really wanted to be a luchador...
You're bigger than me, stronger than me, older than me... IT'S NOT FAIR!

Well, at least yoiu dance better than me.
You didn't take me serious becaouse I'm a kid.
Are you surprised that I whupped you so badly?
Someday I'll stand up to you, Blaze. Just you wait...
Ladies first. I let you win on purpose.
Ouch! You didn't go easy on me.

You ain't half bad for a poser.
I'm the one and only Sammy The Great!
Just who in the world is imitating Smmy The Great?
Pshaw, only brats fuss over win and loss.
My rollerblade skills are better than yours!
Damn. I'll get stronger. You wait and see!

Man, you're way weaker than my brother.
Maybe I can be the main character now?
Will you be kidnapped instead of my brother next?
Damn! I won't let you get away with this!
Even though I trained with my big brother...
I won't lose next time. And I'm not even sore about it!

Sorry to break that toy of a body of yours.
Keep this up and you won't get to be in the sequel.
So much for years of dedicated research.
Not very mature of you to go serious on a kid.
How could I win, Grampa? I mean, you're a cyborg!
Oww... you IDIOT! Baldy!!

In your face big bro! In your face!
Haha! Not so smart now, eh bro?
Yes! I won! Mom would be proud!
Oh man, if mom was here...
You're just way too cheap!
You'll be rubbing this one in for years, won't you?

It's official:; you suck!
Hey! Watch your teeth don't scuff my blades, pal!
What a jerk! Go run home to mommy!
I can't be beaten by a guy in pyjamas!
But you have no street cred, how did I lose?
Gah! I wasn't as awesome as I should have been there!

Are you kidding?
Burn in hell, fat man!
Smoking's bad for you! Didn't they tell you that at school?
A minor setback for Sammy The Great!
My big brother will kick your ass! He's bigger than you!
You shot a kid, think about that one... YOU SHOT A KID!

Your act is tired. Go back to the circus.
I can't let a stupid animal make us kids look bad!
A secret character can't beat Sammy The Great!
I didn't ask to be schooled in Kangaroo Fu!
Man... to lose to a kangaroo... that's whack.
I couldn't hurt a defenseless animal... yeah, that's it.

Better run, the cops are... on their way!
Haha! That's what you get for being a big girl's blouse!
Didn't you sing that song about the navy or something?
Dude, keep your hands away from me!
Just as the teachers said... you guys are dangerous!
I played this videogame once where a guy like you was censored, no wonder!

You're giving me a weird feeling! Sorry of I hurt you!
I wounder why I always drive girls crazy like that...
Screw you and your whip, my rollerblades can beat anything!
If this is what it's like, then I'm staying single!
Hey, stop it, that whip hurts!
OK, there won't be ladies first next time!

You look like the chicks from those magazines in the school mathroom!
I just couldn't let a dame beat me!
Aw jeez, I don't like hitting chicks, especially ones with big boots!
Not fair! You were distracting me!
Aw man! I must be going soft!
Can we do that one again? You put me off...