Next time, stamp your feet when you punch!
You shoulda bladed, would have made it look more convincing!
Not bad! Let's tag up! Max Power!
Not fair, you were working stiff!
The storylines are getting dumber and dumber.
Well if i can beat myself than I must be really good!

A fragile thing like you needs to stay in the kitchen!
I'd do a love triangle storyline with you anyday! Haha!
Sure I work out! Well... just a little!
You're just too fast for me missy!
I've never been a fan of intergender matches.
Uhh... I let you win!

I've squished mosquitos bigger than you!
Haha! Now that's power, dweebenheimer!
Did you think I'm dumb because I wrestle? HA!
This is as bad as losing to a scrub!
Now I know how that bad guy felt when he lost to a kid!
But your power is much lower than mine, it says so in the select screen!

Sorry buddy, but the tag team offer is over!
Fake eh? Nothing fake about what happened to you Axel!
Told you you'd end up looking like the rest - battered and bruised!
Your technique is too real for me!
Hey, not fair! I wasn't ready!
You'll have to teach me a few things, could come in handy!

No gimmicks here, just ass-kicking!
There's no way a troglodyte like you could defeat a pro wrestler!
These muscles ain't just for show!
Jeez, the gimmicks keep on getting worse and worse!
Well looks like I was replaced for a reason.
Some wrestlers fight long past retirement, you one of them?

This is where the power lies!
They should have had me from the start! Haha!
Don't feel so bad, lots of people have lost against me!
Ugh! I hate boxers!
How did you manage to get kidnapped? You fight well!
Well I wasn't gonna beat up a cop was I?

Flashy moves, but you'll never win with them!
You've been thunderstruck!
You can be the test dummy for my new move - The Full Pretzel!
Damn flashy moves!
Argh! My quad muscle!
I really should learn the eastern style of wrestling, then I could keep up!

I've ran wild all over you! You pencil necked geek!
Anymore jobbers that I can beat up?
You're lucky I didn't stick my Size 17 boot where the sun don't shine!
Next time, me, you, steel cage!
I absolutely hate people who fight using foreign objects!
I won't let you beat me again!

Bears wrestle! Not kangaroos!
Holy shit! A fighting kangaroo!
Never been to Australia, heard they're good fighters though!
Well this is... I don't know what this is!
Well... I let you win! You're a dumb animal after all!
I'll have to train against you guys, Australia here I come!

I'll make a man out of you!
No! I won't show you the Rear Naked Choke! Go away!
For such a savage beating, you seemed to enjoy yourself!
Next time, fight like a man!
Gah! What a rotten gimmick, and I lost to it!
Well looks like I'm getting buried... again.

I would have been a laughing stock if I lost to a chick!
Now that fight was fun! Always good to have a pretty girl in my arms!
A whip-happy wrestler, now this is new!
Dammit! Lost to a chick! What will the locker room say?
I have to admit underestimate women is a big mistake.
Noooo, my career as a wrestler is over with this!

You're definitely no fighter - ever consider becoming a valet?
Need a better gimmick name babe, I suggest Boobowski!
Come on, make a face turn and let's get together!
I'm tired of this quick and small fad!
Yeah, distract me with the goods why don't you!?
You're too good for the Syndicate, why don't you tag with me?