Aware that brains always beat brawn? Well you are now!
Ha, you have no rhythm, you'll never be able to beat me!
You're pathetic! Those muscles are just for show!
Hey, I never watch wrestling, how did I know you were gonna do that?
Your moves... it's too much to handle for a lady...
Fine, go and tell everyone you almost beat a lady to death!

You'll have to pardon my lack of feminine gentleness.
I told you, I'm not just all show and no go. Got it?
What next? Will you try to beat me at dancing?
Gosh! Can't you be more ladylike?!
You look sexier than I do.
If that's how you want it, let's dance to the death!

Come back when you've grown a few inches, kid!
I wonder which toy I should play with next?
It can't be over yet. Is that really all you've got?
I'll have to teach you how to handle a lady, won't I?
There won't be a next time. Do your best to remember that.
Teasing a woman is the worst mistake you can make, little boy.

Eyes up here, pervert! It's no wonder you can't fight.
You're pretty dirty even for a man, Axel.
Pathetic. You didn't train very well, did you?
I may have lost the battle, but... it was a good fight.
Axel, I guess you're stronger than I thought.
Watch out for me next time because I won't lose!

Dirty old man. Keep your sleazy hands to yourself.
Were you able to analyse the mechanics of my technique?
Twenty years of research was a waste, old-timer.
I refuse to believe that I could lose like that!
Zan, let's fight one more time!
That body of yours was too much for me to handle.

Go and let the guys in the force know about this one!
I really feel that I'm just too tough to be a cop sometimes!
Seriously, don't go and count on me if you get kidnapped once again!
Glad that you didn't hold back - now I can really hit you next time!
Hey! That's not how you should treat ladies you misogynist!
That's not fair! You haven't been fighting with us for a while!

You'll just never learn, will you?
Go and tell your boss about your humiliating defeat.
What a pity, I see no jetpack men around here to rescue you!
I'll make you smile on the other side of your face, scum!
Just you wait, I'm not gonna give up that easily
Just wait until Axel joins in, then you're history!

A man consumed by his thirst for power cannot defeat me!
Your evil ends here, you conceited freak!
Whats's next? Will I have to beat your brain in a jar?
I won't let you take over the city! Not this way!
No! I can't lose to him... I can't.
Winning a fight witch a machine gun, how glorious!

Was there any doubt I would win?
Putting boxing gloves in doesn't make you a fighter.
Your best wasn't enough. Go back to Australia.
My sexiness seems to have no effect on animals...
Fight me again and I'll show how tough a woman can be!
This has to be a joke?! How did I lose to a kangaroo?!

I shoulda guessed, you didn't want to touch me!
You're quite... flashy... for a minion of the syndicate
At least, you weren't wasting time staring at me.
It's clear that you don't know how to treat a lady!
What the hell is that outfit?!
If you're trying to impersonate me, lemme tell you it's not a success...

A woman like you will never win in anything...
Consider this as a chance to change for a better life.
I can beat you many times in the main game, it's not gonna change.
No way, I'll get you next time!
You're lucky someone took time to make you playable!
Damn! All this just to lose to that whip-happy tramp!

Your attire obviously hides the fact that you can't fight!
All syndicate creeps will meet their end at my hands!
Top assassin? I'd rather say... top failure
You lowlife! I'll show you a real fighter next time!
Damn! Where the hell do you come from?
You... you remind me of that bastard at Mr.X's right hand!