Why don't you learn a real fighting style?
You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag!
Does this make me the champion? Heh!
I thought wrestling was fake!
I'm sure if you taught me a few moves then I'd win next time!
I take it it's my turn to get the beers in?

Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with dinner.
I couldn't just lie down, even for you, Blaze.
Wow... yikes. You almost had me for a second there.
My Grand Upper wasn't all it's cracked up to be...
Er... I heard that laugh
I'm not shocked that I lost. Honest.

Whoops, sorry 'bout that. Looks like I overdid it.
Next time I'm free I'll give you show you a few things.
What's the matter, kid? Gonna cry?
Shit. Now Adam will make fun of me again.
Please, don't tell Adam anything!
To beat me like this... you sure have gotten stronger.

In the end, there can be only one Axel Stone...
What a wuss! Who did you think you were messing with?
Looks like you can't hang with the big boys.
Ugh, I guess I wasn't tough enough!
Damn, is that guy really stronger than me?
You stole my name. That's why you're so strong.

Seems like that body is just for show.
Take it easy. You don't want to throw your back out!
That heap of junk you call a body ain't no match for me.
You're using some damned suspicious techniques...!
He reduced my flesh and bones to a pile of junk...
Damn! That body of his must be made of steel...

Better keep the training up or we'll be rescuing you again!
Hah! Who's the champ today, man!
You should just stick to Bonsai!
You've been training in secret, haven't you?
Err... you were always a better jumper than I am!
And you managed to get yourself kidnapped how...?

Ninjas are wimps, man!
Get it in your head:; I win, you lose!
Bring on your boss!
Damn it, how could I have lost my will to win?
Even if it takes me forever, I WILL beat you.
Gah! So near and yet so far!

Mr.X, don't you ever give up!?
For the upteenth time:; you're history!
This time you're finished!
I can't lose to you, this isn't over!
Is this the end...?
No matter how hard you try, I will never join the Syndicate!

Phew, I managed to beat the kangaroo...
Heh...Was that Kangaroo Style Kung-Fu? What a joke.
As if a secret character could get the better of the lead!
My honor as a main character...
I'm beggin you! Won't you take me as a student?
Huh? Is this for real? I actually lost to a kangaroo!

To be honest, you fight like a girl!
Ash? More like 'poof' if you ask me!
I guess hanging out at the docks would have this effect on you!
Please stop looking at me like that.
I can't believe I lost to someone with no real style!
Yeah, you had your fun, and that's all you're getting from me!

I don't like to beat girls but you didn't really leave me choice.
Mr.X is such a coward to enslave weak girls like that
It was ME who was the dominant one in that fight!
Damn, I can't lose to someone like her!
We're both blond, shouldn't we get on well?
I better be careful about Mr.X minions no matter their look...

Tell your boss he's just wasting his time!
Even that gang in that other city wouldn't hire you!
You're nothing but a joke! Too bad some people took you seriously.
Boy, you sure do come on strong!
Mr. X's goons are getting stronger, I must keep up!
Hey I was distracted... uhh... by your moves?