My my, how can I resist you? Hey, it's OK, why worry?
Wowee! You have muscles in places where I don't even have places!
Your problem was that you weren't oiled up enough!
Ow! You wrestled me into submission! Let's do it again!
Oh my, aren't you a Muscle Mary!?
You're terribly butch! Do you get it from your mother?

We should totally go shopping sometime!
You're worth absolutely nothing to me!
My slaps are harder than yours! Tee hee hee!
Too flashy dear, even for me!
Now you know why I run from girls!
Call for backup, I want to be manhandled!

A young man like you will have all types of experiences!
Thanks for a lovely fight! You'll get better with age.
You're young yes, still plenty of time to learn!
I'm feeling quite insane and young again.
I'll let you away with this if you introduce me to your brother!
Let's go again and see if you're a chicken!

Pick yourself off the ground! We want you as a new recruit!
What? You like that cop bitch? You have no taste love!
You hang around with that girl yet don't do anything with her, hmm..,!
Those are totally not your colours love! Too manly!
Well you showed me that you're certainly flaming!
Whatever, I'm still the world's greatest pillow fighter!

Go walk out the door, you're not welcome anymore!
Do you come with changeable parts?
My my! You'd make a great mantique
Every man wants to be a macho man...
I can't let a new half beat me! Shame on me!
My body was a temple! Now it's a ruin!

A strong dark man in leather pants! I'm happy to know that you exist!
Wow! I'm so sweaty after that. Let me undress...
Tee hee hee! You got a real spanking!
I give up! Arrest me! Throw me in the slammer!
Can I pick my cell? I'll have C-28! I have a friend in there!
Gosh, handcuffs! What are those for?

I've heard interesting things about Eastern men...
Oh Shiva! That color is YOU!
You'd fight a lot better if you lost the shirt!
No, please, don't take my boat! It's mine! Mine!
Ow! Now that's a bit of rough trade that I didn't want!
It's not fair! I'm injured! I have a limp wrist!

I'm not some chained up little person!
Slave! What do you say to your Lord and Master?
Don't judge me sir! Love me!
Live those dreams and scheme those schemes!
It's just no party and play with you is it?
Wow! That was so... professional!

I've made up my mind, this must come to an end!
Ew! I'm not going there!
Yuk! No time for animals.
You've been trained very well, you'll have to introduce me to your master!
Not fair! I wanted a bear! Not a kangaroo!
I want to go back to San Francisco!

Don't you just love the way leather feels against your body?
You're never alone with a clone!
Not the best colours, clone!
You spun me right round baby! Right round!
Not fair! I was still exhausted from last night!
What? Oh I'm really not ready for a relationship at the moment

Those heels are just terrific! I must buy some!
You'll never seduce me, honey! Never ever ever!
Girls are good for one thing only, filtering!
I'm glad I don't have to put up with this more often!
And then you wonder why I live the life I do!
Ooohh, I can't resist a nice whip party!

Those fishnets would look much better... on me!
You trying to impress me lady? Not gonna work!
Are you girls of any use at all?
This is definitely not my preferred type of humiliation.
You've made a happy man very sad.
There's too many girls in this organisation now.